| T-Bone | |
|---|---|
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Alter Ego |
Thomas Verselli |
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Occupation |
Drinking, bar-hopping, fighting |
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Base of Operations |
Pick a bar, any bar |
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Species |
Human (Meta-Human) |
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Team Affiliations |
Danger Force |
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Partnerships |
Cromgar the Berserk (on occasion) |
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Notable Aliases |
Tommo |
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Abilities |
Becomes super-strong, smart, and beligerent while drinking |
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Family |
His "bros" in the Danger Force |
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Enemies |
Nerds, hard-asses, posers, people who spill his beer |
Late one night, Thomas "T-Bone" Verselli was out drowning his sorrows in a mug of ale (probably a rich, delicious Russian stout) when he was attacked by a bar room thug. T-Bone began to defend himself with an extreme skill no one, including himself, knew he had. He proceeded to fight off an entire gang of bikers, two off-duty police officers on the take, a former marine drill sergeant, and a bartender with a shotgun (the last two of which weren't even involved in the fight). When T-Bone had sobered up the next morning, his strength and stamina had gone. It was then that T-Bone realized drinking was the source of his powers, so he remains in a perpetually drunk state while claiming that he's not drunk at all. All the women love him.
March Meekrat Madness 2010[]
T-Bone will be participating in this tournament as a champion of Deity Guy. He won against Napkin Vixen in the first round, besting her in a pizza-eating contest. He lost to Get-Off-the-Lawn Guy in the second round in a game of HORSE.