Napkin Man

Alter Ego

Thromm Sturmond



Base of Operations

Detroit, MI



Team Affiliations

Paci Custodis


The Spork

Napkin Vixen

Notable Aliases

No information


Proficent in several forms of martial arts


Mabel Sturmond


All those who do evil in the night

Too many parameters

Napkin Man is a member of the Paci Custodis who thinks he is a super-hero.


Thromm Sturmond was born to an upper-middle class family and had an average childhood. He took joy in learning and training his body. This served him well throughout his life, but several years after receiving a master's degree in Communications, he found himself stricken and compelled to do good. He quickly set upon a group of zombies, which he thought were common thugs, and would have died right then and there if the Spork had not come to his aid. Since then, he and the Spork take to the streets every night in order to fight crimes and right wrongs.

March Meekrat Madness 2010Edit

Napkin Man and the Spork are participating in this as champions of Lamp Prime. They lost to Shrugs and his goat, Mortimer, in the first round. They abandoned their challenge to help battle Doctor Greenthumb.


Napkin Man is proficent in many martial arts, and he has undefined powers thanks to the influence of the Paci Custodis.

Friends and AlliesEdit

In addition to the Spork, Napkin Man's entourage includes Napkin Vixen.

Mental StateEdit

Before being hit with the Paci Custodis power, Thromm was a normal, efficent, and straight man. However, as it often does, the power corrupted Thromm's mind. While he is still able to proficiently use martial arts, Thromm has forgotten a lot of the things he had learned. He has also developed a somewhat subconscious and disturbingly unnatural attraction to the Spork, who does not reciprocate. Thromm seems to be vaguely aware of all this, as he has the Spork sing this song with him while they fight crime:

Napkin Man, and the Spork!

Running around, doing stuff!

After they fight crime, they'll get pie!

It's hero pie!

Delicious pie made with apples and cherries!

The Spork likes cherries, Napkin Man doesn't!