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Kareem

Alter Ego

No information

Occupation

Student

Base of Operations

No information

Species

Human

Team Affiliations

No information

Partnerships

The Camel

Notable Aliases

No information

Abilities

Pretty darn good with Adobe Acrobat

Family

Mother and father (deceased)

The Camel (legal guardian)

Enemies

Mister Billicky

The Camel

Alter Ego

No information

Occupation

Camel

Base of Operations

No information

Species

Camel

Team Affiliations

No information

Partnerships

No information

Notable Aliases

No information

Abilities

Camel things

Eating people

Family

Kareem (ward)

Enemies

No information

Kareem is an orphan boy who goes on several adventures with a man-eating camel. "Kareem and the Camel" is also, somehow, the name of a television show with the exact same plot.

HistoryEdit

Kareem was born to an impoverished grave-digger and his wife and, as a result, spent his formative years living in a graveyard with his parents, playing among the dead. One night when Kareem was eight years old, a traveling circus arrived in town. It was a wonderful circus, displaying clowns, bears, clowns dressed as bears, bears dressed as clowns, and camels. In an attempt to cut costs on feeding the camels, the camel-handler tried to find cheap alternative sources of food for the animals in his care. That's when he noticed the cemetery.

Digging up the most recently buried corpse, the camel-handler instructed his camel (later to be known as the titular camel) to eat the body--which the camel did with wild abandon. Bucking and thrusting in taste-ecstasy as he ate, the camel accidentally kicked his handler and knocked him unconscious. After polishing off the putrefied corpse, the camel turned to his laid-out handler and ate him, too. Then the camel turned his attention to Kareem's tiny shack, entered through the plywood door, and proceeded to eat Kareem's parents. When Kareem woke that morning, he felt the camel sucking on his fingers and noticed the bloody blankets that used to cover his parents. But Kareem was unafraid.

Though the camel had murdered and eaten Kareem's parents, Kareem befriended the camel and decided that the camel should adopt him. Which the camel, being of legal age, did. And now Kareem's camel defends Kareem from any harm that may befall him, all the while trying to eat Kareem as soon as Kareem falls asleep. Kareem goes to school and is taught by a sentient tractor in a sun-hat named Miss Niger.

March Meekrat Madness 2010Edit

Kareem and the Camel are participating in this as champions of Deity Guy, and they defeated Sexy Jiro and his Gimp in an Uno match in the first round. They defeated Free Comic Book Day Man in the second by solving a mystery faster than he. They defeated Get-Off-the-Lawn Guy in the third, mowing his lawn better than he. In the fourth round, they lost to Jonathan Hortenz and Steve the Chach because of Steve's enlightened maneuvers.

March Meekrat Madness 2011Edit

They are participating in this.

AbilitiesEdit

Kareem is pretty darn good with Adobe Acrobat. The Camel can eat people.

Friends and AlliesEdit

Kareem's best friend is a child named Watthem. The Camel has a bizarre friendship with Steve the Chach.

EnemiesEdit

A deer farmer named Mister Billicky is always after Kareem, because he wants to put a little Kareem in his coffee.